The Emoji Movie First Impressions
But seriously... it um... it bad.
So, I said that I was going to give this movie an animated atrocity review ever since I first heard of it. In short, I predicted that it would be bad. I saw it, and yeah, it's bad, and I'm gonna do a review of it when it comes out because that's what I do. I think most people predicted it was going to be bad. You know, people have been joking... "an emoji movie, that's like if they made a movie based on..." and then no one could make a punchline because The Emoji Movie is the punchline. This is literally the end result/bottom of the barrel when it comes to Hollywood's creative sterility. You can't get any lower. Well, maybe if you made "the advertisement movie"... actually no, because The Emoji Movie IS The Advertisement Movie, and that might be what I call it from now on. And we'll get to that.
Now, anything has the potential to be good - even an Emoji